Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Words On the Back of the DVD Where You Read About What You Are Buying

What You Can Expect:

Jail Time
Scantily Clad Undergrads
More Advertisements than Content
Frequent Inactivity
Free Term Papers So U Can Stay Drunk Longer
Antipathy for Logic
Vampires
Pirates
Dictionaries
Lacerating Critiques of Bourgeois Culture
The Coolest Places for Spring Break!
Nostalgia
Perspicacious Take-Downs of Capitalism
Irony
Extras
Fan Art
Actor Commentary

Wizards
Nudes of Esoteric French Theory
WoW Guides to Earn Extra Cash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Use of the Word "Non-" in Many Sardonic Contexts
Empathy, Solidarity, Diversity, and other Buzz Words
How to get her Unpregnant
Incredulity towards metanarratives
Cool people
Rigorous Scholarship
This List
How you, as an analytic philosopher, can talk to a girl
Disparaging arrows towards everything that moves
Deleted Scenes
More postmodernism than postmodernism can handle
Snide tee-shirts
Useless web 2.0 appz
Get your degree online in under a year!
How to be as provocative as me (heh jk thats not included)
Arpeggio guitars
Spleen

Cool memories/cool memes
Illegal Wars
Skinny Ties
Rainbows
Dry Disseminations
And much much more! (once I come up with it)